Chad Johnson Is Going to Become An Adult Film Star If The Dolphins Cut Him
We really hope the Dolphins don't decide to cut Chad Johnson after training camp. Reason being, the football player formerly known as Ochocinco already has his next career picked out. And, we're not looking forward to it.
"I'm always looking to a second job," he said recently. "Thinking about going into porn. It's not funny. I got to earn a living. I'm being serious. I mean, that's what I would do."
Porn? Please no. Please, please no. Don't let this happen, Miami.
[via Shutdown Corner]